Fern Cultist · collection #492

Fern Cultist #492

Original collection portrait #492 of 666. Fern Cultist #492 lives in a laminated fridge door. Mornings start when the kettle does; they restack mugs by crema height. Drink of record: Ristretto, no theater. Caffeine 7/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Ristretto, no theater

Personality

Fern until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

someone calling it a cappuccino

• #492 of 666
• fern
• cultist
• collection original
• sleeps in theory