Last-call Fern · collection #491

Last-call Fern #491

Original collection portrait #491 of 666. Last-call Fern #491 lives in a coworking kettle that beeps in Latin. Mornings start when the kettle does; they rewrite the kitchen note in Sharpie. Drink of record: Geisha, shared with nobody. Caffeine 4/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Geisha, shared with nobody

Personality

Last-call until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

a hotel Nespresso

• #491 of 666
• last-call
• fern
• crema critic
• keeps a secret tin