Slack Houseplant · collection #49

Slack Houseplant #49

Original collection portrait #49 of 666. Slack Houseplant #49 lives in the last stool at the espresso bar. Mornings start when the kettle does; they time the bloom on a cracked phone. Drink of record: Whatever is already poured. Caffeine 8/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Whatever is already poured

Personality

Slack until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

jazz on the decaf playlist

• #49 of 666
• slack
• houseplant
• same cups
• treats pastry as rent