Oat Traitor · collection #483

Oat Traitor #483

Original collection portrait #483 of 666. Oat Traitor #483 lives in the printer-room pod drawer. Mornings start when the kettle does; they name every shot like a pet. Drink of record: Swiss water decaf, extra ceremony. Caffeine 10/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Swiss water decaf, extra ceremony

Personality

Oat until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

the third short shot

• #483 of 666
• oat
• traitor
• crema critic
• will not share the scale