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Scale Maximalist #481
Caffeine mode 5/10

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Scale Maximalist · collection #481

Scale Maximalist #481

Original collection portrait #481 of 666. Scale Maximalist #481 lives in a coworking kettle that beeps in Latin. Mornings start when the kettle does; they rewrite the kitchen note in Sharpie. Drink of record: Whatever is already poured. Caffeine 4/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink
Whatever is already poured
Personality
Scale until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
Dangerous after
a hotel Nespresso
  • #481 of 666
  • scale
  • maximalist
  • same cups
  • treats pastry as rent

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