Buzzy Phantom · collection #476

Buzzy Phantom #476

Original collection portrait #476 of 666. Buzzy Phantom #476 lives in a backpack with a socked pitcher. Mornings start when the kettle does; they order in a whisper so the foam does not flee. Drink of record: Hotel-room pour-over. Caffeine 9/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Hotel-room pour-over

Personality

Buzzy until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

a microwave mug that used to be soup

• #476 of 666
• buzzy
• phantom
• collection original
• believes in 96°C