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Ritual Houseplant #465
Caffeine mode 5/10

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Ritual Houseplant · collection #465

Ritual Houseplant #465

Original collection portrait #465 of 666. Ritual Houseplant #465 lives in a windowsill of unfinished mugs. Mornings start when the kettle does; they file the 21:47 amendment every night. Drink of record: A tasting flight, then another. Caffeine 6/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink
A tasting flight, then another
Personality
Ritual until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
Dangerous after
pre-ground beans in the freezer
  • #465 of 666
  • ritual
  • houseplant
  • same cups
  • will not share the scale

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