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Hotel Squatter #462
Caffeine mode 5/10

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Hotel Squatter · collection #462

Hotel Squatter #462

Original collection portrait #462 of 666. Hotel Squatter #462 lives in a laminated fridge door. Mornings start when the kettle does; they restack mugs by crema height. Drink of record: Double espresso, standing up. Caffeine 7/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink
Double espresso, standing up
Personality
Hotel until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
Dangerous after
someone calling it a cappuccino
  • #462 of 666
  • hotel
  • squatter
  • passport stamps of cafés
  • sleeps in theory

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