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Pastry Bloom #455
Caffeine mode 5/10

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Pastry Bloom · collection #455

Pastry Bloom #455

Original collection portrait #455 of 666. Pastry Bloom #455 lives in a windowsill of unfinished mugs. Mornings start when the kettle does; they file the 21:47 amendment every night. Drink of record: Geisha, shared with nobody. Caffeine 6/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink
Geisha, shared with nobody
Personality
Pastry until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
Dangerous after
pre-ground beans in the freezer
  • #455 of 666
  • pastry
  • bloom
  • crema critic
  • keeps a secret tin

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