Caffeine mode 5/10
Tap the meter. More caffeine, more jitter. Works with a finger, not just a hover.
Sleepy Traitor · collection #451
Sleepy Traitor #451
Original collection portrait #451 of 666. Sleepy Traitor #451 lives in a coworking kettle that beeps in Latin. Mornings start when the kettle does; they rewrite the kitchen note in Sharpie. Drink of record: Filter coffee in a mug that used to be soup. Caffeine 4/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.
- Favorite drink
- Filter coffee in a mug that used to be soup
- Personality
- Sleepy until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
- Dangerous after
- a hotel Nespresso
- #451 of 666
- sleepy
- traitor
- crema critic
- treats pastry as rent