Decaf Lease · collection #437

Decaf Lease #437

Original collection portrait #437 of 666. Decaf Lease #437 lives in the outlet nearest the fern. Mornings start when the kettle does; they collect lids that almost fit. Drink of record: Oat cortado, endless wifi. Caffeine 2/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Oat cortado, endless wifi

Personality

Decaf until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

matcha arriving at the same table

• #437 of 666
• decaf
• lease
• same cups
• keeps a secret tin