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Goose-neck Goblin #425
Caffeine mode 5/10

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Goose-neck Goblin · collection #425

Goose-neck Goblin #425

Original collection portrait #425 of 666. Goose-neck Goblin #425 lives in a windowsill of unfinished mugs. Mornings start when the kettle does; they file the 21:47 amendment every night. Drink of record: Oat cortado, endless wifi. Caffeine 6/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink
Oat cortado, endless wifi
Personality
Goose-neck until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
Dangerous after
pre-ground beans in the freezer
  • #425 of 666
  • goose-neck
  • goblin
  • same cups
  • keeps a secret tin

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