Pastry Maximalist · collection #417

Pastry Maximalist #417

Original collection portrait #417 of 666. Pastry Maximalist #417 lives in the outlet nearest the fern. Mornings start when the kettle does; they collect lids that almost fit. Drink of record: A tasting flight, then another. Caffeine 2/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

A tasting flight, then another

Personality

Pastry until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

matcha arriving at the same table

• #417 of 666
• pastry
• maximalist
• same cups
• will not share the scale