Sleepy Kettle · collection #413

Sleepy Kettle #413

Original collection portrait #413 of 666. Sleepy Kettle #413 lives in the printer-room pod drawer. Mornings start when the kettle does; they name every shot like a pet. Drink of record: Oat cortado, endless wifi. Caffeine 10/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Oat cortado, endless wifi

Personality

Sleepy until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

the third short shot

• #413 of 666
• sleepy
• kettle
• same cups
• keeps a secret tin