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Velvet Pitcher #409
Caffeine mode 5/10

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Velvet Pitcher · collection #409

Velvet Pitcher #409

Original collection portrait #409 of 666. Velvet Pitcher #409 lives in the last stool at the espresso bar. Mornings start when the kettle does; they time the bloom on a cracked phone. Drink of record: Whatever is already poured. Caffeine 8/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink
Whatever is already poured
Personality
Velvet until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
Dangerous after
jazz on the decaf playlist
  • #409 of 666
  • velvet
  • pitcher
  • same cups
  • treats pastry as rent

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