Standing Witness · collection #402

Standing Witness #402

Original collection portrait #402 of 666. Standing Witness #402 lives in a laminated fridge door. Mornings start when the kettle does; they restack mugs by crema height. Drink of record: Double espresso, standing up. Caffeine 7/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Double espresso, standing up

Personality

Standing until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

someone calling it a cappuccino

• #402 of 666
• standing
• witness
• passport stamps of cafés
• sleeps in theory