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Steamed Cardigan #4
Caffeine mode 5/10

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Steamed Cardigan · collection #4

Steamed Cardigan #4

Original collection portrait #4 of 666. Steamed Cardigan #4 lives in a four-top claimed since 2019. Mornings start when the kettle does; they circle the kettle until 96°C admits it. Drink of record: The one that is still warm. Caffeine 3/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink
The one that is still warm
Personality
Steamed until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
Dangerous after
an empty pod drawer at 09:12
  • #4 of 666
  • steamed
  • cardigan
  • collection original
  • talks to houseplants

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