Decaf Diplomat · collection #399

Decaf Diplomat #399

Original collection portrait #399 of 666. Decaf Diplomat #399 lives in the last stool at the espresso bar. Mornings start when the kettle does; they time the bloom on a cracked phone. Drink of record: Swiss water decaf, extra ceremony. Caffeine 8/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Swiss water decaf, extra ceremony

Personality

Decaf until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

jazz on the decaf playlist

• #399 of 666
• decaf
• diplomat
• crema critic
• will not share the scale