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Cardigan Squatter #398
Caffeine mode 5/10

Tap the meter. More caffeine, more jitter. Works with a finger, not just a hover.

Cardigan Squatter · collection #398

Cardigan Squatter #398

Original collection portrait #398 of 666. Cardigan Squatter #398 lives in the night-shift bakery counter. Mornings start when the kettle does; they stand until the first sip, then sit like a treaty. Drink of record: Nitro, because the tap hissed first. Caffeine 5/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink
Nitro, because the tap hissed first
Personality
Cardigan until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
Dangerous after
a reusable cup that does not quite dock
  • #398 of 666
  • cardigan
  • squatter
  • passport stamps of cafés
  • believes in 96°C

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