Midnight Fern · collection #395

Midnight Fern #395

Original collection portrait #395 of 666. Midnight Fern #395 lives in a windowsill of unfinished mugs. Mornings start when the kettle does; they file the 21:47 amendment every night. Drink of record: Geisha, shared with nobody. Caffeine 6/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Geisha, shared with nobody

Personality

Midnight until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

pre-ground beans in the freezer

• #395 of 666
• midnight
• fern
• crema critic
• keeps a secret tin