Slack Bloom · collection #391

Slack Bloom #391

Original collection portrait #391 of 666. Slack Bloom #391 lives in a coworking kettle that beeps in Latin. Mornings start when the kettle does; they rewrite the kitchen note in Sharpie. Drink of record: Filter coffee in a mug that used to be soup. Caffeine 4/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Filter coffee in a mug that used to be soup

Personality

Slack until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

a hotel Nespresso

• #391 of 666
• slack
• bloom
• crema critic
• treats pastry as rent