Caffeine mode 5/10
Tap the meter. More caffeine, more jitter. Works with a finger, not just a hover.
Velvet Carrier · collection #371
Velvet Carrier #371
Original collection portrait #371 of 666. Velvet Carrier #371 lives in a coworking kettle that beeps in Latin. Mornings start when the kettle does; they rewrite the kitchen note in Sharpie. Drink of record: Geisha, shared with nobody. Caffeine 4/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.
- Favorite drink
- Geisha, shared with nobody
- Personality
- Velvet until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
- Dangerous after
- a hotel Nespresso
- #371 of 666
- velvet
- carrier
- crema critic
- keeps a secret tin