Portable Witness · collection #370

Portable Witness #370

Original collection portrait #370 of 666. Portable Witness #370 lives in a hotel kettle that still smells of tea. Mornings start when the kettle does; they tip the plant the last sip. Drink of record: Flat white, heart or nothing. Caffeine 1/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Flat white, heart or nothing

Personality

Portable until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

being asked how they slept

• #370 of 666
• portable
• witness
• passport stamps of cafés
• talks to houseplants