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Oat Houseplant #369
Caffeine mode 5/10

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Oat Houseplant · collection #369

Oat Houseplant #369

Original collection portrait #369 of 666. Oat Houseplant #369 lives in the last stool at the espresso bar. Mornings start when the kettle does; they time the bloom on a cracked phone. Drink of record: A tasting flight, then another. Caffeine 8/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink
A tasting flight, then another
Personality
Oat until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
Dangerous after
jazz on the decaf playlist
  • #369 of 666
  • oat
  • houseplant
  • same cups
  • will not share the scale

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