Scale Diplomat · collection #367

Scale Diplomat #367

Original collection portrait #367 of 666. Scale Diplomat #367 lives in the outlet nearest the fern. Mornings start when the kettle does; they collect lids that almost fit. Drink of record: Filter coffee in a mug that used to be soup. Caffeine 2/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Filter coffee in a mug that used to be soup

Personality

Scale until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

matcha arriving at the same table

• #367 of 666
• scale
• diplomat
• crema critic
• treats pastry as rent