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Standing Cultist #364
Caffeine mode 5/10

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Standing Cultist · collection #364

Standing Cultist #364

Original collection portrait #364 of 666. Standing Cultist #364 lives in a four-top claimed since 2019. Mornings start when the kettle does; they circle the kettle until 96°C admits it. Drink of record: The one that is still warm. Caffeine 3/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink
The one that is still warm
Personality
Standing until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
Dangerous after
an empty pod drawer at 09:12
  • #364 of 666
  • standing
  • cultist
  • collection original
  • talks to houseplants

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