Decaf Goblin · collection #361

Decaf Goblin #361

Original collection portrait #361 of 666. Decaf Goblin #361 lives in a coworking kettle that beeps in Latin. Mornings start when the kettle does; they rewrite the kitchen note in Sharpie. Drink of record: Whatever is already poured. Caffeine 4/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Whatever is already poured

Personality

Decaf until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

a hotel Nespresso

• #361 of 666
• decaf
• goblin
• same cups
• treats pastry as rent