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Roasted Bloom #359
Caffeine mode 5/10

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Roasted Bloom · collection #359

Roasted Bloom #359

Original collection portrait #359 of 666. Roasted Bloom #359 lives in the last stool at the espresso bar. Mornings start when the kettle does; they time the bloom on a cracked phone. Drink of record: Geisha, shared with nobody. Caffeine 8/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink
Geisha, shared with nobody
Personality
Roasted until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
Dangerous after
jazz on the decaf playlist
  • #359 of 666
  • roasted
  • bloom
  • crema critic
  • keeps a secret tin

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