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Slack Maximalist #353
Caffeine mode 5/10

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Slack Maximalist · collection #353

Slack Maximalist #353

Original collection portrait #353 of 666. Slack Maximalist #353 lives in the printer-room pod drawer. Mornings start when the kettle does; they name every shot like a pet. Drink of record: Oat cortado, endless wifi. Caffeine 10/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink
Oat cortado, endless wifi
Personality
Slack until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
Dangerous after
the third short shot
  • #353 of 666
  • slack
  • maximalist
  • same cups
  • keeps a secret tin

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