Swiss-water Beast · collection #352

Swiss-water Beast #352

Original collection portrait #352 of 666. Swiss-water Beast #352 lives in a laminated fridge door. Mornings start when the kettle does; they restack mugs by crema height. Drink of record: The one that is still warm. Caffeine 7/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

The one that is still warm

Personality

Swiss-water until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

someone calling it a cappuccino

• #352 of 666
• swiss-water
• beast
• collection original
• talks to houseplants