Fern Mug · collection #340

Fern Mug #340

Original collection portrait #340 of 666. Fern Mug #340 lives in a hotel kettle that still smells of tea. Mornings start when the kettle does; they tip the plant the last sip. Drink of record: The one that is still warm. Caffeine 1/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

The one that is still warm

Personality

Fern until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

being asked how they slept

• #340 of 666
• fern
• mug
• collection original
• talks to houseplants