Outlet Diplomat · collection #335

Outlet Diplomat #335

Original collection portrait #335 of 666. Outlet Diplomat #335 lives in a windowsill of unfinished mugs. Mornings start when the kettle does; they file the 21:47 amendment every night. Drink of record: Geisha, shared with nobody. Caffeine 6/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Geisha, shared with nobody

Personality

Outlet until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

pre-ground beans in the freezer

• #335 of 666
• outlet
• diplomat
• crema critic
• keeps a secret tin