Drip Squatter · collection #334

Drip Squatter #334

Original collection portrait #334 of 666. Drip Squatter #334 lives in a four-top claimed since 2019. Mornings start when the kettle does; they circle the kettle until 96°C admits it. Drink of record: Flat white, heart or nothing. Caffeine 3/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Flat white, heart or nothing

Personality

Drip until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

an empty pod drawer at 09:12

• #334 of 666
• drip
• squatter
• passport stamps of cafés
• talks to houseplants