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Sleepy Maximalist #33
Caffeine mode 5/10

Tap the meter. More caffeine, more jitter. Works with a finger, not just a hover.

Sleepy Maximalist · collection #33

Sleepy Maximalist #33

Original collection portrait #33 of 666. Sleepy Maximalist #33 lives in the printer-room pod drawer. Mornings start when the kettle does; they name every shot like a pet. Drink of record: A tasting flight, then another. Caffeine 10/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink
A tasting flight, then another
Personality
Sleepy until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
Dangerous after
the third short shot
  • #33 of 666
  • sleepy
  • maximalist
  • same cups
  • will not share the scale

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