Scale Goblin · collection #329

Scale Goblin #329

Original collection portrait #329 of 666. Scale Goblin #329 lives in the last stool at the espresso bar. Mornings start when the kettle does; they time the bloom on a cracked phone. Drink of record: Oat cortado, endless wifi. Caffeine 8/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Oat cortado, endless wifi

Personality

Scale until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

jazz on the decaf playlist

• #329 of 666
• scale
• goblin
• same cups
• keeps a secret tin