Buzzy Cardigan · collection #324

Buzzy Cardigan #324

Original collection portrait #324 of 666. Buzzy Cardigan #324 lives in a four-top claimed since 2019. Mornings start when the kettle does; they circle the kettle until 96°C admits it. Drink of record: Ristretto, no theater. Caffeine 3/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Ristretto, no theater

Personality

Buzzy until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

an empty pod drawer at 09:12

• #324 of 666
• buzzy
• cardigan
• collection original
• sleeps in theory