Caffeine mode 5/10
Tap the meter. More caffeine, more jitter. Works with a finger, not just a hover.
Roasted Maximalist · collection #321
Roasted Maximalist #321
Original collection portrait #321 of 666. Roasted Maximalist #321 lives in a coworking kettle that beeps in Latin. Mornings start when the kettle does; they rewrite the kitchen note in Sharpie. Drink of record: A tasting flight, then another. Caffeine 4/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.
- Favorite drink
- A tasting flight, then another
- Personality
- Roasted until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
- Dangerous after
- a hotel Nespresso
- #321 of 666
- roasted
- maximalist
- same cups
- will not share the scale