Swiss-water Promise · collection #314

Swiss-water Promise #314

Original collection portrait #314 of 666. Swiss-water Promise #314 lives in a four-top claimed since 2019. Mornings start when the kettle does; they circle the kettle until 96°C admits it. Drink of record: Nitro, because the tap hissed first. Caffeine 3/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Nitro, because the tap hissed first

Personality

Swiss-water until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

an empty pod drawer at 09:12

• #314 of 666
• swiss-water
• promise
• passport stamps of cafés
• believes in 96°C