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Ritual Pitcher #313
Caffeine mode 5/10

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Ritual Pitcher · collection #313

Ritual Pitcher #313

Original collection portrait #313 of 666. Ritual Pitcher #313 lives in the printer-room pod drawer. Mornings start when the kettle does; they name every shot like a pet. Drink of record: Whatever is already poured. Caffeine 10/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink
Whatever is already poured
Personality
Ritual until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
Dangerous after
the third short shot
  • #313 of 666
  • ritual
  • pitcher
  • same cups
  • treats pastry as rent

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