Loud Collector · collection #312

Loud Collector #312

Original collection portrait #312 of 666. Loud Collector #312 lives in a laminated fridge door. Mornings start when the kettle does; they restack mugs by crema height. Drink of record: Ristretto, no theater. Caffeine 7/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Ristretto, no theater

Personality

Loud until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

someone calling it a cappuccino

• #312 of 666
• loud
• collector
• collection original
• sleeps in theory