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Goose-neck Fennec #311
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Goose-neck Fennec · collection #311

Goose-neck Fennec #311

Original collection portrait #311 of 666. Goose-neck Fennec #311 lives in a coworking kettle that beeps in Latin. Mornings start when the kettle does; they rewrite the kitchen note in Sharpie. Drink of record: Geisha, shared with nobody. Caffeine 4/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink
Geisha, shared with nobody
Personality
Goose-neck until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
Dangerous after
a hotel Nespresso
  • #311 of 666
  • goose-neck
  • fennec
  • crema critic
  • keeps a secret tin

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