Ristretto Witness · collection #306

Ristretto Witness #306

Original collection portrait #306 of 666. Ristretto Witness #306 lives in a backpack with a socked pitcher. Mornings start when the kettle does; they order in a whisper so the foam does not flee. Drink of record: Double espresso, standing up. Caffeine 9/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Double espresso, standing up

Personality

Ristretto until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

a microwave mug that used to be soup

• #306 of 666
• ristretto
• witness
• passport stamps of cafés
• sleeps in theory