Whispered Houseplant · collection #305

Whispered Houseplant #305

Original collection portrait #305 of 666. Whispered Houseplant #305 lives in a windowsill of unfinished mugs. Mornings start when the kettle does; they file the 21:47 amendment every night. Drink of record: Oat cortado, endless wifi. Caffeine 6/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Oat cortado, endless wifi

Personality

Whispered until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

pre-ground beans in the freezer

• #305 of 666
• whispered
• houseplant
• same cups
• keeps a secret tin