Pastry Diplomat · collection #303

Pastry Diplomat #303

Original collection portrait #303 of 666. Pastry Diplomat #303 lives in the printer-room pod drawer. Mornings start when the kettle does; they name every shot like a pet. Drink of record: Swiss water decaf, extra ceremony. Caffeine 10/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Swiss water decaf, extra ceremony

Personality

Pastry until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

the third short shot

• #303 of 666
• pastry
• diplomat
• crema critic
• will not share the scale