Fern Squatter · collection #302

Fern Squatter #302

Original collection portrait #302 of 666. Fern Squatter #302 lives in a laminated fridge door. Mornings start when the kettle does; they restack mugs by crema height. Drink of record: Nitro, because the tap hissed first. Caffeine 7/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Nitro, because the tap hissed first

Personality

Fern until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

someone calling it a cappuccino

• #302 of 666
• fern
• squatter
• passport stamps of cafés
• believes in 96°C