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Third-wave Traitor #3
Caffeine mode 5/10

Tap the meter. More caffeine, more jitter. Works with a finger, not just a hover.

Third-wave Traitor · collection #3

Third-wave Traitor #3

Original collection portrait #3 of 666. Third-wave Traitor #3 lives in the printer-room pod drawer. Mornings start when the kettle does; they name every shot like a pet. Drink of record: Swiss water decaf, extra ceremony. Caffeine 10/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink
Swiss water decaf, extra ceremony
Personality
Third-wave until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
Dangerous after
the third short shot
  • #3 of 666
  • third-wave
  • traitor
  • crema critic
  • will not share the scale

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