Caffeine mode 5/10
Tap the meter. More caffeine, more jitter. Works with a finger, not just a hover.
Scale Traitor · collection #291
Scale Traitor #291
Original collection portrait #291 of 666. Scale Traitor #291 lives in a coworking kettle that beeps in Latin. Mornings start when the kettle does; they rewrite the kitchen note in Sharpie. Drink of record: Swiss water decaf, extra ceremony. Caffeine 4/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.
- Favorite drink
- Swiss water decaf, extra ceremony
- Personality
- Scale until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
- Dangerous after
- a hotel Nespresso
- #291 of 666
- scale
- traitor
- crema critic
- will not share the scale