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Decaf Kettle #285
Caffeine mode 5/10

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Decaf Kettle · collection #285

Decaf Kettle #285

Original collection portrait #285 of 666. Decaf Kettle #285 lives in a windowsill of unfinished mugs. Mornings start when the kettle does; they file the 21:47 amendment every night. Drink of record: A tasting flight, then another. Caffeine 6/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink
A tasting flight, then another
Personality
Decaf until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
Dangerous after
pre-ground beans in the freezer
  • #285 of 666
  • decaf
  • kettle
  • same cups
  • will not share the scale

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