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Preverbal Promise #282
Caffeine mode 5/10

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Preverbal Promise · collection #282

Preverbal Promise #282

Original collection portrait #282 of 666. Preverbal Promise #282 lives in a laminated fridge door. Mornings start when the kettle does; they restack mugs by crema height. Drink of record: Double espresso, standing up. Caffeine 7/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink
Double espresso, standing up
Personality
Preverbal until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
Dangerous after
someone calling it a cappuccino
  • #282 of 666
  • preverbal
  • promise
  • passport stamps of cafés
  • sleeps in theory

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