Loud Witness · collection #274

Loud Witness #274

Original collection portrait #274 of 666. Loud Witness #274 lives in a four-top claimed since 2019. Mornings start when the kettle does; they circle the kettle until 96°C admits it. Drink of record: Flat white, heart or nothing. Caffeine 3/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Flat white, heart or nothing

Personality

Loud until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

an empty pod drawer at 09:12

• #274 of 666
• loud
• witness
• passport stamps of cafés
• talks to houseplants